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part eccentric ... part fun .... stubborn .. but not stuck up ... very open to different views, ideas and possibilities ... varied interests ... engineer ... mba ... trying-to-be-a-good-entrepreneur ... ex-software ... ex-quality ... ex-tobacco ... ex-alcohol ... trying-to-be-ex-cancer
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Pissin Honey (It's such a great thing)

It is Gods gift to mankind......the one shot solution to all problems.....it is natures bounty that only the lucky few enjoy...........it is the blissful sate of "Pissin Honey".

Yes .... I mean it ..... look at "honey"- it is made out of nectar and hard-work of tireless bees. In-fact it takes 5 litres of nectar to make one litre of honey and each litre of nectar requires from 20,000 to 10,000 bees' sorties.

Honey is special....... and so must be the guy who has "Diabetes Mellitus" (which is Greek and Latin for........."pissin honey")

My doctor just told me that I might have type II Diabetes Mellitus, and that I definitely have some degree of insulin resistance.

In non-doctor talk, this means that
1) I get to eat lots of healthy food and that too every 2-3 hours.
2) Afshan (my lovely wife) will get worried and will not let me do too any household chores. Hopefully, she might eventually get into the "mera_pati_mera_devata" mode, just like the wives in the 1960-1970s movies.
3) I get to exercise every day.

If all the three things happen, and they have to happen(else i die painfully), then i am gonna metamorphose into a six-pack hunk with a "pati vrata" wife....

Not too bad.........huh ?.......this...... pissin honey.........

8 comments:

Manchus said...

Seems like starting of Middle age crisis :)

Tambourine Man said...

karela juice... here we come..

Afshan said...

hmmm :-) well as far as i remember doc asked u to remain active so like a "pati vrata" wife i should make my "pati parmeshwar" work even harder... by doing this i will be helping your lungs to breath more deeply and heart to pump more bloood per beat.. this inturn will help in the better utilisation of the honey in your blood... so HONEY get ready... will see you sharp at 6PM with a broom-stick... ghar looks all so dirty... and how about dirty laundry… when do u want to attend to that???

Anonymous said...

way to go afshan-g

Sarovar said...

alam.. yeh kab hua.. kaise hua? lagta hai tumhe "dawaai" ki zaroorat hai.. kholu ko phoe karo. accha i am back to india end of october for good.. let us plan to meet up then with family and all.. cheers

Nothing Spectacular said...

Honey to samajh aa gaya lekin pissin ka matlab kya hua??

Anonymous said...

Jo Biwi se kare pyaar..Jhaadu-pochey se kaise kare inkaar.
Good one by Afshan.

prabin said...

Thats not a good news at all. Anyways didn't I tell you.... jogging man ! .... thats the cure.